everyone is talking
about rainy days these days everyday
it is raining all over the world this year
or so it seems, so they say, my uncle said
because i heard neither the planet nor God
is making any new water
maybe a dash of global warming
is increasing the humidity
so it appears there is more wet about
at the same time, don’t you know?
didn’t mean to get ultra scientific
hope i didn’t like lose you
what i am saying is: maybe the amount of water
is the same, but because there is more rain
it’s not drying up as quickly and it looks like more
i'm not selling umbrellas or anything
Showing posts with label practically science. Show all posts
Showing posts with label practically science. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
military scientists
to evaluate their possible use in defense applications
military scientists launched a battery of tests on the intelligence
of elephants, because everyone knows they are smart.
a final group of twelve animals selected from around the world
were flown to an undisclosed military base
for complete mental exams.
the elite dozen pachyderms were ushered into a classroom
where it took four days to get them seated at their desks
before testing could begin.
expenditures for the nearly month long project
were in excess of eleven million dollars
and a whole train load of peanuts.
the end result was, yes they were smart,
but could not shoot rifles
as they have no thumbs.
military scientists launched a battery of tests on the intelligence
of elephants, because everyone knows they are smart.
a final group of twelve animals selected from around the world
were flown to an undisclosed military base
for complete mental exams.
the elite dozen pachyderms were ushered into a classroom
where it took four days to get them seated at their desks
before testing could begin.
expenditures for the nearly month long project
were in excess of eleven million dollars
and a whole train load of peanuts.
the end result was, yes they were smart,
but could not shoot rifles
as they have no thumbs.
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Friday, August 01, 2008
terminal velocity
scientifically speaking,
the slowest cycle
of the entire planet earth’s water movement
is called plate tectonics
unless you count grandpa taking a piss
but then, all the water of this planet
is already made
and then recycled
so tell grandpa to quit wasting his time
he’s not helping anybody
instead, this is about the nothing particle stuff
that gets sucked and sucked
up, up, upworthy into the sky
where it gets formed together and then
voila’!
is water again
okay, so,
then it comes down as rain
now do you know how far it falls?
a long, long, long, half a mile?
more?
it falls falling, falling
at terminal velocity when
the downward force of gravity
equals the upward force of drag
one drop rocketing directly into your eyeball
as you happen to look up,
well then, no wonder it makes you blink and sputter.
think about it!
and carry a damn umbrella, you knucklehead
the slowest cycle
of the entire planet earth’s water movement
is called plate tectonics
unless you count grandpa taking a piss
but then, all the water of this planet
is already made
and then recycled
so tell grandpa to quit wasting his time
he’s not helping anybody
instead, this is about the nothing particle stuff
that gets sucked and sucked
up, up, upworthy into the sky
where it gets formed together and then
voila’!
is water again
okay, so,
then it comes down as rain
now do you know how far it falls?
a long, long, long, half a mile?
more?
it falls falling, falling
at terminal velocity when
the downward force of gravity
equals the upward force of drag
one drop rocketing directly into your eyeball
as you happen to look up,
well then, no wonder it makes you blink and sputter.
think about it!
and carry a damn umbrella, you knucklehead
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Clean Water
dear people of the future
how are you, how’s it going?
look, i want to say
when i brush my teeth i think about
the people of the earth that live in areas
with a shortage of clean water to drink,
i worry about the clean water availability
not overly, but i am aware
of a potential problem of supply
so i turn the tap water volume down in the sink
when i don’t immediately need it
conservation has to matter,
look what happened to the buffalo
that once were bumper to bumper on the plains
and were shot for sport from passing trains
will water shortage be a problem for everyone
in a hundred years or twenty?
and while i am brushing i wonder who else
is thinking about water
water rights are being purchased
is that a “so what?” or not?
you could tell me
slip a note into my dream or something
can you do that?
how are you, how’s it going?
look, i want to say
when i brush my teeth i think about
the people of the earth that live in areas
with a shortage of clean water to drink,
i worry about the clean water availability
not overly, but i am aware
of a potential problem of supply
so i turn the tap water volume down in the sink
when i don’t immediately need it
conservation has to matter,
look what happened to the buffalo
that once were bumper to bumper on the plains
and were shot for sport from passing trains
will water shortage be a problem for everyone
in a hundred years or twenty?
and while i am brushing i wonder who else
is thinking about water
water rights are being purchased
is that a “so what?” or not?
you could tell me
slip a note into my dream or something
can you do that?
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Saturday, July 19, 2008
half our brain
scientists say we're using half our brain
what half are you using?
the upper delta
or the lower mandella?
i wouldn't bet on it,
want to sleep on it?
oh, i made up that scientist part
now go drive in traffic
but watch out, will you!
a lot of them are riding on
the rims of their lower mandible
what half are you using?
the upper delta
or the lower mandella?
i wouldn't bet on it,
want to sleep on it?
oh, i made up that scientist part
now go drive in traffic
but watch out, will you!
a lot of them are riding on
the rims of their lower mandible
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
weed
i yanked a weed today
then She helped me
address the weed
become one with the weed
that's the only way you get them out of the ground
that was my lesson
in fifty thousand years the star people will say
She really knew how to do it
then She helped me
address the weed
become one with the weed
that's the only way you get them out of the ground
that was my lesson
in fifty thousand years the star people will say
She really knew how to do it
Friday, June 27, 2008
perfection and the illusion of time
I'd just come in from the pond area where a couple of strangers are hiding out. M. had seen the migrant frogs in a brief scuffle this morning, diving, hiding and rushing through the flowers around the pond. Up to something.
Now I'll get along with today's poem.
you had to be there
to appreciate ten a.m.
when the bird clock chirped
a white-throated sparrow song
the coo-coo clock wooden bird came out
sang and then slammed the door
my grandparent's Seth Thomas chimed
the old wind-up on the metal fireplace mantle
gong-sounded the hour
the time illusion
had smiled for me
Now I'll get along with today's poem.
you had to be there
to appreciate ten a.m.
when the bird clock chirped
a white-throated sparrow song
the coo-coo clock wooden bird came out
sang and then slammed the door
my grandparent's Seth Thomas chimed
the old wind-up on the metal fireplace mantle
gong-sounded the hour
the time illusion
had smiled for me
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
globalization
Globalization will do away with choice
one burger, one car, one house
nothing to decide, why should we complain?
it's less expensive to make it all the same
And why should it stop? with stem cell technology
one dog: part cat, part fish, part chicken
when you're done playing with it and teaching it tricks
you can eat it
one burger, one car, one house
nothing to decide, why should we complain?
it's less expensive to make it all the same
And why should it stop? with stem cell technology
one dog: part cat, part fish, part chicken
when you're done playing with it and teaching it tricks
you can eat it
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
maybe we are
maybe we are
the last to know
nature
did you pave it,
fence and gate it?
put up lights and cameras
and toll takers
those a few hundred years ago
drank clear water from the streams
blinked and are gone now forever
the last to know
nature
did you pave it,
fence and gate it?
put up lights and cameras
and toll takers
those a few hundred years ago
drank clear water from the streams
blinked and are gone now forever
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Friday, June 20, 2008
continuing
in flashes of spaces i see
life continuing in a game on another level
sort of an eternal corporate promotion
into a mathematical position
with which we are not as yet familiar
the springer that sprung
need i say more
i just read a letter from my Auntie Dorthy
who mentioned Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
that's a little more immediate
at least i can get there from here
life continuing in a game on another level
sort of an eternal corporate promotion
into a mathematical position
with which we are not as yet familiar
the springer that sprung
need i say more
i just read a letter from my Auntie Dorthy
who mentioned Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
that's a little more immediate
at least i can get there from here
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Monday, June 16, 2008
Design
Man is designed well.
Sleep and he is recharged.
Like dogs and cats
And doesn't have to be plugged in.
There are a few i'l like to.
Sleep and he is recharged.
Like dogs and cats
And doesn't have to be plugged in.
There are a few i'l like to.
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
b.c. and counting
a dozen years before Christ
what year did everyone think it was?
they didn't walk around saying it's twelve before zero
and they must have had a New Years
so what year did they celebrate?
in five b.c. if you told someone you'd pay them the money you owed in four b.c.
they'd squint, scratch, then club your head
what did they do when they had to fill out an official form
and write down the year of birth?
"you wrote you were born in minus 36
how did you figure that?
that'll cost you three shiny stones and a chunk of obsidian for being a wise ass"
what year did everyone think it was?
they didn't walk around saying it's twelve before zero
and they must have had a New Years
so what year did they celebrate?
in five b.c. if you told someone you'd pay them the money you owed in four b.c.
they'd squint, scratch, then club your head
what did they do when they had to fill out an official form
and write down the year of birth?
"you wrote you were born in minus 36
how did you figure that?
that'll cost you three shiny stones and a chunk of obsidian for being a wise ass"
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Saturday, June 07, 2008
baking soda
while cutting hot serrano peppers for soup
she also cut her finger
not for the soup, it just happened
the soup was good but her finger burned
painfully hot because she
had worked it around in pepper juice
eating with on hand
she kept her irritated hand
in a kettle of water on the table
water didn't help and it looked novel
i didn't ask her to pass anything
later she found relief
by rubbing it with baking soda
the next evening i used my fingers to sprinkle
ground chili peppers on my food, then rubbed my eye
i was going blind or die trying
she told me - put baking soda on it, baking soda
i considered putting my head in a plastic bag
with baking soda in it
instead i rinsed my eye with water and it worked
or i would have tried soda pop
she also cut her finger
not for the soup, it just happened
the soup was good but her finger burned
painfully hot because she
had worked it around in pepper juice
eating with on hand
she kept her irritated hand
in a kettle of water on the table
water didn't help and it looked novel
i didn't ask her to pass anything
later she found relief
by rubbing it with baking soda
the next evening i used my fingers to sprinkle
ground chili peppers on my food, then rubbed my eye
i was going blind or die trying
she told me - put baking soda on it, baking soda
i considered putting my head in a plastic bag
with baking soda in it
instead i rinsed my eye with water and it worked
or i would have tried soda pop
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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
precious junk
my precious junk is all mine
and it's senseless to get rid of it
no one wants these accumulated pseudo treasures
and i sure as hell won't have a sale so some knucklehead
can wander up, scratch their fat butt and ask,
will you take a dollar for it?
get the hell out of here!
i 'm keeping it all, every bit
living with it and loving it
Silas Marner was on to something
when i'm dead let who ever is left deal with it
sell it or dig a ditch and throw it in
but for now, these keep sakes are memories of a lifetime
i am surrounded by the clutter
so i must love it all
where it is
lined up and piled high
i'll walk around it when i have to
once in a while i notice something in particular, smile and wonder
what is it and where in the hell did that come from?
when i am gone and they have to sift through all this crap
they'll say with pride
at least he never collected Beanie Babies
and it's senseless to get rid of it
no one wants these accumulated pseudo treasures
and i sure as hell won't have a sale so some knucklehead
can wander up, scratch their fat butt and ask,
will you take a dollar for it?
get the hell out of here!
i 'm keeping it all, every bit
living with it and loving it
Silas Marner was on to something
when i'm dead let who ever is left deal with it
sell it or dig a ditch and throw it in
but for now, these keep sakes are memories of a lifetime
i am surrounded by the clutter
so i must love it all
where it is
lined up and piled high
i'll walk around it when i have to
once in a while i notice something in particular, smile and wonder
what is it and where in the hell did that come from?
when i am gone and they have to sift through all this crap
they'll say with pride
at least he never collected Beanie Babies
Thursday, May 29, 2008
morse code
in the days when i was a
ham radio operator i liked
the Morse Code best and spent my time
sending and receiving dots and dashes
send out a call to anyone who
was standing by out there
and someone replies
then a conversation began
some hams used big rigs
large antennas and fifteen hundred watts of power
or illegally more and could shake passing car windows
mine was the basic unit
a light bulbs worth of power
from Northern California i talked to
Antarctica with my one hundred watts
once i made contact with a guy in Philadelphia
who was using a rain gutter as an antenna
and ten watts of power
it's strange that you know
if you like the other person
just as quickly as when
talking to a stranger face to face
there is never any doubt
you get along with the other, or don't
not by what they say, just by
how they send the dots and dashes
Of course, even poets have a point of view, and as
with Morse Code, you can read the person in there
cause we can't hide ourselves, although we think we do.
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Monday, May 19, 2008
the ultimate in automation
here they are
there are no others
nothing like them
god bless them
suspenders
you want to wear your pants loose
and keep them from dragging on the ground
you got it
the one and only
nothing tight around your waist
hold 'em up to the heavens
suspenders
the very name emits dream
plase note: while the british call them braces
they also drive on the wrong side of the road
they also think suspenders
hold up womens garter belts
so be it
i like women either way
with or without
invented in 1822, thanks you Albert Thurstoon
a.k.a. galluses (not Thurston - suspenders)
galluses is a variation for gallows
let's stop there
there are no others
nothing like them
god bless them
suspenders
you want to wear your pants loose
and keep them from dragging on the ground
you got it
the one and only
nothing tight around your waist
hold 'em up to the heavens
suspenders
the very name emits dream
plase note: while the british call them braces
they also drive on the wrong side of the road
they also think suspenders
hold up womens garter belts
so be it
i like women either way
with or without
invented in 1822, thanks you Albert Thurstoon
a.k.a. galluses (not Thurston - suspenders)
galluses is a variation for gallows
let's stop there
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Saturday, May 03, 2008
this internet
I.
this internet
the new greatest show on earth
information galore
slimy, quick cheap, down and dirty
pivotal, pointed and prostituted
how much do you want
how much do you need
how much can you take
how much do you care
II.
a blog is something that must be worked
tilled and toiled over
not like paying money
to name a star after yourself
now ready for that
i'd rather stand by the sea
wait for a fish to jump
and say, "that one is jack"
(that one is me)
III.
this little piece of cyber space
i'm going to measure off as mine
then work on it, lay it out
to make it shine, shine, shine, shine, shine
this internet
the new greatest show on earth
information galore
slimy, quick cheap, down and dirty
pivotal, pointed and prostituted
how much do you want
how much do you need
how much can you take
how much do you care
II.
a blog is something that must be worked
tilled and toiled over
not like paying money
to name a star after yourself
now ready for that
i'd rather stand by the sea
wait for a fish to jump
and say, "that one is jack"
(that one is me)
III.
this little piece of cyber space
i'm going to measure off as mine
then work on it, lay it out
to make it shine, shine, shine, shine, shine
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
the pyramids
who built the pyramids
back then
do you think we could
do it again?
back then
do you think we could
do it again?
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Wednesday, February 06, 2008
some history
first the sumerians began to write
then envelopes with glue came about after they found
a dead horse stuck to the sidewalk
then the post office made stamps
more horses turned up missing
when mail started getting lost
they blamed it on the pony express
and raised the price of stamps
they tried morse code, radio, town criers, tv and computers
not in that order
but letters and envelopes wouldn’t go away
hallmark was happy
and the price of stamps went up
bulk rates for advertisers were invented
and immediately the rates went down
dit-dit-dit,dah-dah-dah.dit-dit-dit
then envelopes with glue came about after they found
a dead horse stuck to the sidewalk
then the post office made stamps
more horses turned up missing
when mail started getting lost
they blamed it on the pony express
and raised the price of stamps
they tried morse code, radio, town criers, tv and computers
not in that order
but letters and envelopes wouldn’t go away
hallmark was happy
and the price of stamps went up
bulk rates for advertisers were invented
and immediately the rates went down
dit-dit-dit,dah-dah-dah.dit-dit-dit
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