got up, made my bed,
showered soapy, water, rinse.
as i parted my head, my hair in the middle,
over my shoulder the electronic calendar
read,
clearly a synthetic voice said:
"congratulations,
you've made it to another Saturday;
coincidentally, a free rolling weekend,
absolute-mentally disengaged,
with liberty and justice for many,
and ten straight days of rain forecast."
What?
"with no humps or little boats in the stream;
thought it best to get it out of the
way and tell you clean,
going to rain, keep raining. rain some more.
which size oars do you wish?
for sure keep going and
float to the right."