instead of stopping for a donut,
i’m going to get vitamins, they say.
but what happened?
But What (that’s me), can’t get to the cereal.
pulling, twisting, chewing,
all the old tricks
nothing budges the indestructible plastic package.
finally i use some scissors.
then, pouring those golden flakes,
expecting toys and games,
i see that nothing special drops,
only flakes; ok - so they’re kinda golden.
yet they look like plain flakes to me.
oh, my how times have changed.
there isn’t even a toy rocket
or whistle in the bottom of the box.
still i guess it’s okay to eat cereal,
mainly cause i know deep down
it may be better for me
than a dunkin’ donut.